… my name is Nikolai. [He really hates nicknames—] Do not call me “Kolya”.
I suppose I have been well. I cannot particuarly… complain… one way or another. [Is that a smile on his face.]
Da da, Nikolai! Nikolai! Though Kolya is much cuter~
And oh~? ‘Well’? Is that all~? Your smile suggests you’re better than just well~
Unless, of course, you’re picking up traits from me!
… as well as unreal expectations.
It is perhaps better to not live in a fantasy world when the real world is so much crueler. Too harsh of a wake up call for you.
Nyet, nyet~ I assure you, I am quite in touch with the cruelty of reality; unfortunately.
It would be rather irresponsible of me if I weren’t, wouldn’t you agree~?
But it is certainly not wrong to hope and wish for such things.
Ah well~! How have you been in my absence, Kolya~?
I am just going to let you keep living in your own little world.
Let me know when you wake up.
Ah, but who would want to wake up~?
Living in my world would ensure harmony and friendship, da~?
ok well first of all i think kievan rus’ now lives in ivan’s basement js :^(
it kind of sucked for Rus (or Kievan Rus’) that Lech and Czech got the awesome territory. Here he was stuck in this suckish, snowy hell where he was sure he was going to die. :^( And there would be absolutely NO help from Lech and Czech because they were stupid siblings who were in Lala Land over in their nice lands. HE PROMISED HIMSELF THAT IF HE SURVIVED, HE WOULD TAKE REVENGE….
YEARSLATER. Kievan Rus’ has a son that will soon take his place. He names the child Russia.
“Russia, my son…..” Kievan Rus’ whispered, “you must continue my quest to take revenge upon Lech and Czech, who are now Czechia and Poland…. Do you understand? You must FUCK THEM OVER IN THE UTMOST OF WAYS.”
Russia, who was eager to continue his father’s work, promised himself he would fuck Lech and Czech over.
And that is why Russia hates Poland and the Czech Republic (who ended up having the most suckish locations in Europe in the end, AND their other sibling, Kievan Rus’, ended up having his son become a super power).
“Screw you, Kievan Rus’„„ Screw you„„,” Poland and Czechia whisper to Russia’s basement.
No , of course. Just take it verdammt. -pushes the box of cookies to his chest-
Ah… [And so, he reluctantly took the cookies. Not like he ate any though.] Why are you giving these to me?
Breaking your heart? Oh, I’m so sorry~
Oh? At least this one seems to understand sarcasm. I give you kudos for that~ Still as cute as ever though~